January 26, 2007
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Funny Kid’s Stories
When my Danielle was young she knew if she could get us to laugh, she’d be out of trouble. Well one day we were headed home in our van. Danielle was acting up in the back. My wife turned around and told her, “Danielle if you don’t stop, I’m going to paddle your but.” To which Danielle responded, “That would be an owie and then you’d have to kiss it.” We laughed so hard and Danielle was off the hook …. again.
My older daughters like to go with my wife to the grocery store. They were in the parking lot, putting groceries in the back of the van. The girls saw a couple guys walking, to which they started whistling at them. By the time the boys turned and look, the girls ducked down behind the van. My wife was the only one standing there. The guys gave her the strangest look and walked into the store. – My wife could of killed them.
What are your favorite kid’s stories?
My son Austin had a basketball after school. The score was 24-24. He made 4 points and was so happy about that. – 6th Grade.
Gone for the night – Have to get my dosage of Jay Leno.
Comments (31)
That is pretty funny. But, as a kid, you learn you can only go to that well so often, then you have to come up with new material. ;o)
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LOL.. I’ll have to think about that… mu mind doesn’t give up the memories as easily as it once did!!!
hahaha i know thatfeeling………..wanan come in and sayHi and hope you have awesome weekend
I can’t even begin to tell you there are so many and they just keep on coming. lol Gotta love it when Your kids are charectors…
Have a great night thanks for sharing your stories! Ang
Boy Howdy!!! Do I have stories!!!
One time my husband was in the shower praying (he does that a lot) and our now 17 year old son was about 4. He came in to use the bathroom and dad heard him come in so dad said “Lord help my son he’s so onery and all that stuff” whithout missing a beat KJ said “he’s lieing Lord”. Another time when he (KJ) was about 7 he flipped a coin in the air and when it landed he said ” heads or toes mom”. These kind of things are cute. I can only imagine when grandbabies ges here. We will all remember stories about the grandbabies.
actually it hasn’t been cold here at all until the last couple days… now we’re having temps around 0 F… winter has been above freezing in the day and below at night for all of december… Everyone was joking “How do you like winter???” -”When will it come?”
When one of my younger nephews was in Sunday school class as a toddler, his mom and SS teacher was trying to get the little ones to act like one of the animals on the ark. Brayden wasn’t doing an animal sound. When asked, he said I am God and I don’t make animal sounds.
It can go the other way, too. Donkey tells this story about when he was a little squirt & he was not thrilled about eating his eggs. Mom is trying to coax him to eat, telling him that they have vitamins, minerals & all kinds of good stuff in them and he said, “So, YOU eat ‘em!” Big brother heard the snappy retort and busted up laughing! Donkey gets off scot-free because his mom can hardly keep a straight face herself, but Big Brother ended up getting in trouble because HE should have known better than to laugh…..
ryc: Glad you liked the post
thanks for commenting that girl’s site.
the anger was filling my veins.
i hate when people talk bad about islam :[
Ha ha!! Kids do and say the funniest stuff! Hee hee.
They are good thoughts…but first I need to love myself and I dont even like myself in the first place…I’m to weird and I am totally not pretty!! How can I feel good about myself if I dont even like me and who I am?
Flash told my story! LOL!
I love the story about the girls whistling and letting Mom get the blame. That is really funny.
Hope you have a great weekend.
I saw a story in a magazine about a kid who her and her mom were going to go to the lake and they stopped at the bank and her mom said, “We’re getting quarters to feed the ducks” and the girl said, “Ducks eat quarters?”
And my 3 year old sister always sings funny songs that she makes up herself. One of them went like this: I must get some MONEY! So I can buy TOYS! And get a BARBIE! And then I can PLAY!
And it went on and on like that. And in circles.
Kids…..don’t ya just love ‘em? LOL…..that was hilarious what they did to Mom…
Well there was the time my sister severed my finger with some scissors…
Thank God, it didn’t get detached.
Cute stories, Judi
Aww…thanks Randy. That makes me feel a little better! You just made my day
I think you are special too and a good friend that the Lord gave me to help me. So how was your day today?
You are welcome! Missouri sounds fun. I hope you have a wonderful night too!
Well she did it accidentally, but for a while I sorta hated her. But yeh.
Those were pretty funny! Kids do say and do some things to make their parents embarresed. We were in Walmart once and my littlest was 2 1/2 at the time and starting pointed to women telling them “You got big boobies…you got little boobies” and on and on. I was so embarresed that I had to leave the store before shopping!
Thanks…haha you guys get in trouble for goofing off? Thats funny. Who are the other pastors ya going with?
The kissin butt story….now thats a good one!
I am EightKids’s daughter. You could come by my site if you wanna.
Kids are wonderful aren’t they………….lol.
RYC: lmao, living with one thats trying to kill you =D
hahahaha!!! That girl thinks fast on her feet.
When my second daughter was born my first daughter was 5. That was when you took the younger siblings to the nursery to see the new baby. So me and my ex-husband took her to the nursery at visiting hour and the nursery was full. We got a good spot right at the front of the window and about 15 or so people were around us. Now you know african american people come in all shades, but Chanda did not know that. So we pointed out her little sister and she climbed up closer in the window to see better. She put her little nose on the window and looked at us and hesitated, then looked around at the other babies and looked back at us and said, “momma all the babies in here are white, even ours”. All the color poured out of our faces as the people around us sniggled softly. You could have bought us for a quarter. We still laugh about that one. lol!
Aren’t kids the best! I love that story! I had one who figured that out, too…and to this day (he’s a grown up!) he can still make me laugh no matter how sad or mad I am feeling!
Have a great weekend, okay?!
I only have pet stories. Congrats on the basketball game. I bet your son was pleased! Take care and have a wonderful weekend!
Well it sounds like it…I ope you guys have wonderufl trip!
That’s pretty funny, the guy-whistling.