May 10, 2007

  • MOTHERS SAID:

    Funny fictional quotes from mothers in history…

    BATMAN’S MOTHER: “It’s a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be?”

    GOLDILOCKS’ MOTHER: “I’ve got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?”


    For Mom in different languages:

    China: Shi shang zhi you mama hao.


    The best thing in the world is your mom.
    Germany: Zwei Dinge sollen Kinder von ihren Eltern bekommen: Wurzeln und Flügel.
    Parents should give their children two things: roots and wings.
    Austria: Kindermund tut Wahrheit kund.
    Children always speak the truth.
    India: Ishwar sarvavyapi ho, isliye ishwar ne har parivar mein ek Maa di hai .
    God couldn’t be everywhere, so he gave each family a mother.
    Switzerland: S’Mami isch die Bescht. Wenns ihre guet gaaht, gaahts allne guet.
    Mom is the best — and if Mom isn’t happy, nobody is happy.
    Sweden: Sma barn, sma problem, stora barn, stora problem.
    Small children, small problems; big children, big problems.
    Spain, Mexico, Cuba: Madre no hay más que una.
    You only have one mother.

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