June 1, 2007

  • Funny Quotes

    Winston Churchill
    History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

    Marion Barry, Mayor
    If it weren’t for the killings, Washington would have one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

    Robin Williams
    If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

    David Letterman
    USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

    Rita Mae Brown
    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.

    Charlie Brown
    Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.”

    What is normal? 

    My Life Be Like

Comments (12)

  • Normal is relative to a degree.   What might be normal for me could be completely abnormal for you (or someone else).  Certain types of behavior though are completely abnormal no matter who you are.   At least, that’s what I think.  

    Which begs the question:  Will this comment be normal or abnormal?

  • Normal is relative to a degree.   What might be normal for me could be completely abnormal for you (or someone else).  Certain types of behavior though are completely abnormal no matter who you are.   At least, that’s what I think.  

    Which begs the question:  Will this comment be normal or abnormal?

  • I am not sure what normal is.  If you find out let me know.  RYC:  I agree with you wholeheartedly. 

  • I didn’t ever think that quote of  Churchill was funny-I took it as an affirmation that he would write the history by his acts.

    Why are you so worried about being normal? did you ever see the Albert Brooks movie Saving my own life? that is a quote from the movie.

  • I am beginning to think maybe odd is normal…

  • normal is………………..

  • Hahaha. I love Robin Williams’ quote! He’s always the funniest.

  • Normal is everything thrown together and combined into one.

  • I liked his biography Dutch and I really liked him more after reading that book even though everyone gave that fellow the writter Morrison(?)a hard time.

  • There is no such thing.  We just like to think there is.

  • I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what’s moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves.” —Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003

    George Bush Quote ~

  • There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002 (Watch video)

    Bush Quote #2 –

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