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Double Death
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees’ well being, asked sympathetically, “What’s the matter?”
The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.”
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point, explains to the young girl. “Why don’t you go home for the day, we aren’t terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest.”
The blonde very calmly states, “No, I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.”
The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. “If you need anything, just let me know.”
Well, a few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde hysterically crying!! He rushes out to her, asking, “What’s so bad now. Are you gonna be ok?”
“No!” exclaims the blonde. “I just got a call from my sister. She told me that HER mom died too!”
Comments (6)
I swear that cartoon is my son!!
Maybe they had the same dad, but different moms. It could happen.
Haha…funny joke!!
reminds me of the little old lady at the nursing home that kept asking when her hubby was coming to visit? and they kept telling her he was dead and everyday they told her that; she would cry all over again.
love the cartoon and the joke!!!!!
OH no! lol