July 15, 2007
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Puppy
We’ve decided to sell our puppy. He’s just not working out here. We have too many small kids. While I and my wife were dicussing our decision to let him go, he went and peed on the bean bag. That sealed the deal.
I love English Lessons:
- The STATUE had such STATURE…there was a STATUTE to protect it.
- Members of the COUNCIL…mocked the lawyers for their COUNSEL.
- It is my guiding TENET…to overcharge my TENANTS.
- Each business was a DISCRETE entity…so we had to be DISCREET.
- A judge should be DISINTERESTED…but never UNINTERESTED.
- The arrival of the EMINENT scientist…was thought to be IMMINENT.
- I tried to AFFECT the jury’s decision…the EFFECT of which was a fine.
- They FLAUNTED the fact…that they FLOUTED the law.
- I was asked to FORWARD…the new FOREWORD I had written.
- One should be WARY…of driving when WEARY.
- I took a PEEK at the mountain PEAK…which had PIQUED my curiosity.
- Poor weather meant the GUERILLAS shot…the GORILLAS in the mist.
- Due to the RAIN throughout her REIGN…the Queen grips her REINS.
- After FLOUNDERING about…he FOUNDERED beneath the waves.
- The school PRINCIPAL…is a woman of few PRINCIPLES.
- The vehicle delivering STATIONERY…was STATIONARY in the rush-hour traffic.
- The COMPLIMENTARY wine…COMPLEMENTED the fish perfectly.
- The police could not ELICIT a confession…about his ILLICIT activities.
- The STRAIT of Hormuz…is far from STRAIGHT.
- There was an ORDINANCE…against firing any ORDNANCE.
- His company was INTOLERABLE…because he was so INTOLERANT.
- Building SITES are splendid SIGHTS…so we CITE them in our guide.
- The STATUE had such STATURE…there was a STATUTE to protect it.
Comments (10)
I just got a word profunkerity? from someone and I posted it at the office but it was neat -said the baseball seemed to be getting bigger and then it hit me.-it was really good and yours are also. Hey,I will have to check into that writer. Kellerman’s pt in this book has ocd and he confesses that he has it,too. What kind of puppy did you have? they are alot of work -just like kids.
I had to give away our first dog. Cocker spaniel. Dumb dog was sooo jealous of the kids.
I got a ShihTuz after the kids were much older and more of a companion for myself. Now instead of getting rid of the dog, I am getting rid of the kids!! ….. college!! lol
we had to get rid of our dog too…she got too big and too obnoxious for us and the kids
it was tough to give her away , but she needed to have a family that truly wanted her.
That would seal the deal for me too lol.
This is why my cat eats outside now. Poor thing is 16 years old and I am moving stuff around a lot. Now that he eats outside, I haven’t had to clean up indoors.
to respond, Harry Potter books and movies are for atheists, not Christians. As Time magazine put it well this week, “If you want to know who dies in Harry Potter, the answer is easy: God.” No, I don’t promote Harry Potter, and I don’t like kids reading it, but I generally promote all movies, since I’m a movie freak. Yet, I don’t want to say Christians shouldn’t watch nonChristian movies like Transformers or Gladiator, or read non-Christian books like Great Expectations, or secular music from Mariah Carey or Eminem. and I could see Jesus watching the movie and then teaching the people how it contrasts with true spirituality and power.
Be blessed in the Lord.
that funny that he did that.
have a great day
Have you ever watched the Dog Whisperer? You need a dose of his dog wisdom. He rehabilitates the dogs and trains the owners. What is amazing is that he can change the habits of the animal in a few minutes..all it takes is the proper attention. I am floored everytime I watch and see what ordinarily would be an impossible fete and it’s accomplished with a few minutes of focused attention. Caesar Millan, The Whisperer, is undoubtably the best, entertaining and teaching program on the air. Maybe you would reconsider your puppy…it’s worth the shot.
I have a friend who swears by the Dog Whisperer. I think getting rid of it was the smart thing to do. But I’m not a dog person exactly…
Ya when your sitting on the bean bag watching TV and get the urge for pop corn … give thanks to an old friend(a puppy that wanted to stay). A faint lingering Pee smell..well popcorn
has a similar smell sometimes.
That is a funny story !