October 23, 2007
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Joke
Women Drivers
I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the freeway, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane.
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone!Good News out of Iraq – violence in Iraq is down 70% since the troop surge.
Comments (16)
It’s a good thing that you had JOKE up there. LOL I was fixin to let you have it.
LOL!
It is amazing how many people do that. I am a big proponent of not talking on the phone while driving. If my wife is with me, I hand it to her and have her answer it. Otherwise I just let it go to VM.
One time I saw a person operating their PDA with a stylus while going down the road at 65 mph. I was thinking, “Why?”
Ba-dump-bump . . . *CHING*!
Oh, that Randy . . . how ’bout another big hand for him, ladies and gentlemen. No, seriously . . . you’ve been a great crowd. Randy will be here all week. Next show is at 7PM. Try the veal – it’s delicious . . . and don’t forget to tip your waitresses. Drive safely, folks!
hahaha
oh hypocricy… gotta love it
waking up to jokes is the best
have a good one
Very funny!!
Silly,i am guilty of using the car phone. I have to continually ask myself -can this phone call wait? and 99% of the time it can.
hahaha…that’s funny I don’t care who ya are!!! can you believe I don’t have a cell phone……
yea…crazy women drivers….and hmm to the men that crash into traffic while watching them.
That was way too funny Randy
WOW… I hope your kidding. lol
I always enjoy your shuttle updates!
So that is why I lost my ID. That was good needed that today thank you
I am doing most of the driving with my sisters while on vacation for the last few days. They will not let me do anything while driving. It seems kind of strange.
LOL – too funny!
It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee, and it spilled all over my cell phone!
If that was sarcasm, you just became my hero. haha
that was hilarious! i loved it. here’s one i wrote a few years ago and posted it on my xanga site. not as funny as yours though.
retirement
there were two retired couples getting ready to celebrate their retirement
they lived about 20 miles from each other and so decided to pick a restaurant where they could meet in the middle
the one couple arrived 10 minutes earlier than the other and they had to take the country roads while the second couple took the interstate.
upon the arrival of the second couple, the one man said to the other, what took you so long?
his reply was, well I couldn’t go a mile over 55 because she would start spitting and sputtering and making all kinds of noise and get all heated up.
His concerned friend, thinking the man was well off financially wondered why and asked I thought you just bought a new car last year.
he answered it’s not the car I am talking about…it’s the wife
Pam Melroy, the mission comander of this shuttle sat somewhere behind me in physics in high school. We both graduated BKHS in 1979… she went on to command space shuttles, I am the village idiot in the den_of_fools blogring…