November 19, 2007
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Tom & Jerry Lessons
I watched a marathon of Tom & Jerry
Here’s what I learned:
Killer has different sets of false teeth.
Killer lives at Tom’s girl friend’s place.
Jerry doesn’t allow alone time for Tom & his girl friend.
Jerry doesn’t have a girl friend.
Jerry has a cousin named “muscles”.
So…. if you have a teenage daughter, get a dog named killer and a mouse named Jerry, so that Tom doesn’t have a chance. lol
Songs to go with the person:
Noah: Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head”
Adam and Eve: “Strangers in Paradise”
Lazarus: “The Second Time Around”
Esther: “I Feel Pretty”
Job: “I’ve Got a Right to Sing the Blues”
Moses: “The Wanderer”
Jezebel: “The Lady is a Tramp”
Samson: “Hair”
Salome: “I Could Have Danced All Night”
Daniel: “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
Joshua: “Good Vibrations”
Peter: “I’m Sorry”
Esau: “Born To Be Wild”
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego: “Great Balls of Fire!”
The Three Kings: “When You Wish Upon a Star”
Jonah: “Got a Whale of a Tale”
Elijah: “Up, Up, and Away”
Nebuchadnezzar: “Crazy”
Methuselah: “Stayin’ Alive”
(We always have fun on the 3rd Sunday of every month. It’s BGMC Sunday. The kids take barrels; the teen take cups around the congregation, collecting money. We play the song “Stayin’ Alive” except the words are changed to “Paying your Tithes”. )What song describes you?
Comments (14)
Right NOW? “Sitting”, by Cat Stevens (Lol)!!!!
cute cartoon!!! have a great day randy!
lol… I used watch Tom & Jerry with my grandma all the time. It was the only cartoon she loved. =) And I love the picture at the bottom! Very funny..!
Ryc: I know. But it’s done and over with =)
Right now. “take this job and shove it”.
Hi, Just dropped by to say Hello!!
Keep smiling……..Bless U!
I’m not sure what song describes me, but I bet it’s something by “three dog night”! ……that’s a very clever way to collect those tithes
you are too silly -don’t you think Tom and Jerry should just be enjoyed. lol
those song titles are good
I guess the Girl from Econema? I can’t spell. that Herb Albery song.
So that’s what happens to them.
Your song list was funny and so was the cartoon. I even tried safety pinning socks together and THAT didn’t work either!!
Gilbert and Sullivan…Alone Again, Naturally.
song that would describe me “i could dance all night”.
cheeseburger in paradise is the first song that popped in my head… LOL Don’t know why.
great laugh this morning, everything was hilariously funny. i even had to sing “payin your tithes” in my head. thanks for the laugh.
Comfortably Numb – Pink Floyd
What song describes me?
I have been thinking, I cannot think of ONE.