November 24, 2007

  • Tech Support

    I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard’s DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn’t solve. She could not print yellow.

    All the other colors would print fine,which truly baffled me because the only true colours are cyan, magenta, and yellow.

    For instance, green is a combination of cyan and yellow, but green printed fine. Every color of the rainbow printed fine except for yellow.

    I had the customer change ink cartridges. I had the customer delete and reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new ideas.

    After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly, “Should I try printing on a piece of white paper instead of this yellow paper?”


    Let’s Play:  Guess the Hair Color.

     

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Comments (28)

  • AHHHHH…

    My husband worked tech support for awhile… oh the stories…

    AND HEY! I esemble that blonde thing so CUT that out!

    Have a great day mister. Thanks for the giggles.

  • LMAO!
    Oh my GOODNESS.

    Hahahahaha.

  • RYC: Haha! But he wasn’t afraid to be married or anything.

  • that is sooooo funny!!

    enjoy your day :)

  • ROFL!!!!  that is too doggone funny.  i have worked tech support before, so i understand your pain!!!

  • WOW!!!….There are seriously no words ;)

    <3Ashley

  • Ouch. That was funny.

  • LOL… purty funny there…

    Sometimes it’s pretty amazing what the kids come up with for solutions here

  • ha! RYC: I wont be putting outdoor decorations up this year….I dont think my OB would approve of me climbing on the roof *laughs* Otherwise, Id be up there putting christmas lights across the whole house!!! I love LIGHTS!!! I think the Indoor stuff is about all I have the energy for.

    <3Ashley

  • My problem, is that I dont know when to STOP…. My husband has to keep CONSTANTLY reminding me that Im not supposed to be lifting and climbing and all that….But its hard only being 5’0!!! If I wasnt pregnant, Id probably be doing WAY more than I have been…and honestly? ive been running OUT of things to do lately!
     

  • Due date??? well, They told me Dec 15, then, Jan 3, Then jan 4, then jan 5…then, dec 26…honestly? I dont think my drs have a clue. Im leaning more towards the first week in Jan…Hopeing for a Jan 1 baby…afterall…they send you home with hundreds of dollars of baby gear if you have the first baby of the year at the hospital ;) …sounds cheap huh? I suppose thats why Im only joking….In the end…Miss arianna will make her appearance when shes good and ready!!

    <3Ashley

  • LOL That’s Hilarious!!!!!!! Sounds like something I would do!!! hee hee

    RYC: Don’t feel bad… my mom has started decorating for Christmast two days before Thanksgiving and we’ve both gotten most of our shopping done already

  • Actually, we wouldnt be able to claim the baby on the taxes even if she were born before the new year….you have to have the baby for 6 months. So we still wouldnt make the tax break LOL…thats really not THAT important though….
     
    Its funny your wife almost didnt make it to the hospital….I made it to the hospital with my first… but my dr didnt…She was born BEFORE I even got to be admitted to the hospital to have her LOL…
     

  • EEK youve deffinately got to be thinking I have nothing better to do than sit here on the computer…. I have two girls…theyre 2 and 3, and a third girl on the way…My husband also has 2 boys from a previous marriage, the oldest lives with us, the other is still in Ohio with his mom…. When I went into labor, They wanted to know if I was REALLY in labor…So they did the whole “exam” thing, and the lady goes “uhmm, is her dr here? cuz, Its time for her to push!” (I had initially just been sent over to be induced!)… And like 15 minutes later my daughter was HERE!
     

  • hahahahahahahahaha  HA!  Tooo funny!

  • I have had that problem with my friends that have asked me to

     show them how to get sound to come out of the computer…..

    I keep telling them turn on the speaker>>>>>>Hellloooooooo

    So who is it you plan on giving such a weird gift as whale vomit?????

    Have a good one………..

  • even on plain paper yellow doesn’t show up that well but it will do but black paper work good with light colors.

    good luck!

    have a great day!

  • Who knew…you have to turn speakers on to get sound??  I’m bottle blond so use the blond thing every chance I get..

    That is pretty funny…

  • hehehe :)

  • oops – it is Walter E. Fauntroy, not William ( correction from earlier post)

  • Hi Buddy! Thx much for stopping by and saying HOLA! It has been a while. Hope u had a great Turkey day – hope the holidays make u warm and happy inside! :o )

    ~Tina Marie

  • Good one.
    I sometimes wonder how much money companies lose because of such customers…

  • I bet that is one of the better ones. Very funny !

  • OMG I would have wanted to reach into the phone and shake her.  LOL

    I added you as a friend on facebook

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