February 20, 2008
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What a day yesterday:
Billy Graham released from hospital.
Nancy Reagan released from hospital.
Atlantis travels home so the Navy can shoot a satellite.
McCain gets closer.
Hillary drifts further away.
The People’s Republic of California is trying to pass a law making it manitory that Global Warming is taught in the Public schools.
The ice froze harder yesterday.Ungracious Lawyer
A lawyer had successfully handled a difficult law case for a wealthy friend. Following the happy outcome of the case, the friend and client called on the lawyer, expressed his appreciation of his work and handed him a handsome Moroccan leather wallet.
The lawyer looked at the wallet in astonishment and handed it back with a sharp reminder that a wallet could not possible compensate him for his services. “My fee for that work,” acidly snapped the attorney, “is five hundred dollars.”
The client opened the wallet, removed a one-thousand dollar bill, replaced it with a five-hundred dollar bill and handed it back to the lawyer with a smile.
Comments (9)
A bit of a busy day in the news wasnt it………Cute joke.
I’m not part of the “The People’s Republic of California…” and that was a great word. Open mouth-Insert foot. One year my husband gave me an NIV Bible for my birthday, which I wanted. I was just very happy with that. My daughter wanted to see it, so I gave it to her. As she was looking through….she was discovering $20 bills — I got a double blessing. Hope you’re not freezing in SD.
That sounds like something the Lord would do to one of His ungrateful kids! Very cool story! Nice post, thanks!
ROFL great joke!
Good post Randy!! Funny joke too!
Castro retires.
Funny joke
hope your week is going well
Love this post.