February 26, 2008
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Spring
I’m ready to see Robins!
I’m learning a new computer program at work. Do you enjoy learning new computer programs?
King of the Jungle?
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion confronts an ox and fiercely bellows, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified ox stammers, “Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it’d been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.
The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant, “Just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset about it!”
Comments (12)
funny joke
I cant wait for spring. Spring clean up is right around the corner, that means I can clean out my HUSBANDS utility room and stuff LOL. I cant wait to have my house in order. and, Well to be able to go for walks etc. without driving, its hard staying home all day every day.
<3Ashley
We don’t have robins in California…..they are a pretty bird.
Reminds me of the baby birds I got to film last year in the tree right out back. Lots of birds around here. Some make noise, some fly, some run on the ground. A very enjoyable time of the year.
I saw robins yesterday-red breasted here.
I think I signed up for facebook
Aside from the allergens that come with the season, I am ready for spring and the warmer temperatures.
Computer programs. To some degree I enjoy learning new things. Depending on how user friendly it is, I may enjoy or not enjoy it. That’s not to say that I haven’t come across ones that took me a while to learn and I don’t enjoy them. But if I can’t be working fluently with in a few short days, I tend to put it on the back burner until I really truely need it.
i’m ok with computer program but sometime it frustrating when it doesn’t work out.
i like to watch wild bird like in forest or jungle but not really city birds.
RYC: Going places on my husbands day off is something we always HAVE to do…BUT, its never any fun because all we end up doing is errands and it ends up in a big argument. never fun.
<3Ashley
haha funny joke
I always like learning new things, but I find some programs have an easier interface to understand.. a bit more user friendly
Funny story, good humor there!! Have a blessed day….Mike
PS…I love birds, we get alot here as there are feeders, hehehe
There was a big flock of robins in my yard yesterday. They are making their way north. Yeah.
Cute joke! Isn’t that just like us, though? No matter how big a spanking God may give us, we still tend to believe the universe revolves around us.
I just saw a couple robins today. Hope it means spring will arrive soon.
Bird-Cam? Sounds like a great idea!! Can’t wait to see it…..was watching a show about sharks and they had a camera on the back of a shark, very interesting….Blessings to you….Mike