*Senior Ailments* A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: “My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,” said one.
“Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.
“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
“My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,” another went on.
“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he shook his head.
Then there was a short moment of silence…
“Well, it’s not that bad,” said one woman cheerfully. “At least we can still drive!”
Comments (15)
Hahaha, GREAT “Senior Ailments” section!!!!!! Hahaha
LOL… ironic how true the last comic is in real life!! Have a great Sunday!!
Ha….that is great and so true!
ROFLOL!!!
ROFLMA – then i got really serious… my sister and i were coming out of the store one day and there was an old man reversing out of a parking space – sounds normal right???? NOT!!!! my sister started yelling at him to stop and ran over to his car… he had left his shopping cart behind his own car and not even closed the trunk… it’s sad that he couldn’t remember those things but frickin’ scary that he’s got a license…
How funny and true! LOL When I get “old” (say in about 10 years), I’m going to get an efficiency apartment next to the grocery store and walk!
I hear that.
tee hee!!! thanks for the giggles randy!
*lets out a full-bodied laugh* I call them couch pillows… well their usually in the floor though. :- Hmm.
Yep. They would still think they could drive.
Hahaha, very funny and true too!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! That sure is the truth! One of them rear-ended me just the other day!
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Blessings,
Mike
Hey – I forgot to congratulate you on the upcoming wedding. My first night home alone… not as bad as I thought it would be.
Yippeeee! Funny and I also liked the comic thingy.