October 28, 2008
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Columbo
Columbo, still scratching his head.
Ah . . . Sorry to bother you Mr. Obama, Sir. . .
Excuse me Mr. Obama, I mean Senator Obama, Sir.
See, I have these missing pieces that are holding me up, and I was wondering Sir, if you could take time out of your busy schedule and help me out. You know, no big deal, just some loose ends and things.
Well, listen, anyway, I can’t seem to get some information I need to wrap this up. These things seem to either be “Not released” or “Not available.” I’m sure it’s just an oversight or glitch or something, so if you could you tell me where these things are — I — I have them written down here somewhere –
Could you please help me find these things Sir?
1. Occidental College records — Not released
2. Columbia College records — Not released
3. Columbia Thesis paper — “Not available”
4. Harvard College records — Not released
5. Selective Service Registration – Not released
6. Medical records — Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule — Not available
8. Your Illinois State Senate records — Not available
9. Law practice client list — Not released
10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate — Not released
11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth — Not released
12. Record of your baptism — Not available
Oh and one more thing Senator, I can’t seem to find any articles you published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor at the University of Chicago. Can you explain that to me Sir?
What’s that, Senator? Who wants to know these things?
We the People of the United States of America . You know, the ones that vote.
Comments (17)
GREAT POST!!!!!
I recommended it!!!!
EXCELLENT POST!!!!!!!
Very, very GOOD!!!!
Do you think we will ever find the answers to those questions.
Great post! For the MOST part, they are true. His Senate Record is available online though.
Regarding the Certificate Of Live Birth…..have you seen http://www.obamacrimes.com?
Good questions. I’d like to see the answers too. Maybe the LA Times will even realease the stuff it claims it has.
that’s clever
Interesting…many of the same things can be said of Palin.
I hope the rest of the USA is open and can catch on to some of this very soon.
I noticed my co-worker with the nurses for Obama pin on her scrubs threw away the form to give the United Way. Wonder if she knows that when Obama takes over, she will be forced to give away a lot more of what she works for.
I concur; great post. Unfortunately, I don’t think we ever will know the answers to those questions. God have mercy and help us.
Isn’t it amazing that more people aren’t bothered by the level of secrecy that surrounds this man? That more than anything makes me consider the possibility that God’s Hand is on this election to bring judgment upon the U.S.
Glad someone is asking the right questions!
wooo hoo! I hope this gets out before election day! I can’t believe some people are getting suckered in by him!
Not that I am voting for him, but I would sure like to know some of the answers to those questions before I ever even considered, which I am not, voting for him!
It’s a good post, but I’m wondering whether or not the CIA would censor Obama’s records due to his high profile, to protect him.