March 8, 2009
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NASA
NASA has launched a telescope that will search our corner of the Milky Way galaxy for Earth-like planets, calling it a mission that may fundamentally change humanity’s view of itself.
If a planet was found that had life on it, would that change your view?
*Razor Request*
Ronnie goes down to the barber shop. He gets his hair cut and then he is getting a shave. After being nicked by the barber several times Ronnie says “Hey buddy, have you got an extra razor?”
The barber replies “Well yes sir I do, would you prefer shaving yourself?”
Ronnie said, “Well not exactly but I thought I might could defend myself.”Do you laugh at stupid or jokes you don’t understand?
Comments (5)
If well told sometimes you can’t help but laugh at a bad joke. But that doesn’t happen when they are in writing.
Sooner or later I suspect we will find that other planet… perhaps more…. It will certainly change our data base.
you heard that at the barber shop
I heard one at the store yesterday-kind of a redneck fellow said,”I’m out of work now; my boss told me that I could get fired if I kept up” and I told him,” yeah and I could win the lotto ,too.”
A man went to a neighbourhood store to buy a pack of margarine. After paying for it, he waited at the cash register.. The cashier looked up at him and asked, “is everything in order sir?”. “Yes”, he replied and continued standing there. Curious and a little annoyed now, the cashier asked again, “is there anything else I can do for you, sir?”. “Yes!”, the man answered again. “What?” the cashier asked, in a raised voice. The man sheepishly raised the pack of margarine he has just bought and pointed to two large words printed on it which says, “Cholestrol FREE”.
A man went to a neighbourhood store to buy a pack of margarine. After paying for it, he waited at the cash register.. The cashier looked up at him and asked, “is everything in order sir?”. “Yes”, he replied and continued standing there. Curious and a little annoyed now, the cashier asked again, “is there anything else I can do for you, sir?”. “Yes!”, the man answered again. “What?” the cashier asked, in a raised voice. The man sheepishly raised the pack of margarine he has just bought and pointed to two large words printed on it which says, “Cholestrol FREE”.