HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I 
guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.

HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe
this! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon. This will confuse your mind
and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can 
outsmart your foot, but, you can’t. It is preprogrammed in your brain!

1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your 
right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number ’6′ in the air with your 
right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so! And there’s nothing you can do about it! You and I both
know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try
it again, if you’ve not already done so.

Watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=G44NCvNDLfc

Someone asked me yesterday if I liked it when it turned cold.  I told her I did.  Here’s one of the reasons:  As a guy I have to guard my mind continually.  My mind is the headquarters of my purity pursiut, relationship improver and it’s where my healthy marriage begins.   When it gets colder, skin is covered up.  I was talking to my wife the other day about a particular young lady that doesn’t dress all the best.  My wife told me that cold weather is coming and hopefully she’ll put more on.  I was happy to see that the young lady did.   

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1.  My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
‘If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.’

2.  My mother taught me: RELIGION .
‘You better pray that will come out of the carpet.’

3.  My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
‘If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!’

4.  My mother taught me: LOGIC .
‘Because I said so, that’s why.’

5.  My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
‘If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.’

6.  My mother=2 0taught me: FORESIGHT .
‘Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.’

7.  My mother taught me: IRONY
‘Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.’

8.  My mother ta ught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
‘Shut your mouth and eat your supper.’

9.  My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM .
‘Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!’

10.  My mother taught me about STAMINA .
‘You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.’

11.  My mother taught me: WEATHER .
‘This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.’

12.  My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY .
‘If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!’

13.  My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE .
‘I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.’

1 4.  My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
‘Stop acting like your father!’

15.  My mother taught me: ENVY .
‘There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonder ful parents like you do.’

16.  M y mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
‘Just wait until we get home.’

17.  My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
‘You are going to get it when you get home!’

18.   My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE .
‘If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.’

19.  My mother taught me: ESP .
‘Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?’

20.  My mother taught me: HUMOR.
‘When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.’

21.  My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT  .
‘If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.’

22.  My mother taught me: GENETICS.
‘I swear you’re just like your father.’

23.  My mother taught me about my ROOTS .
‘Shut that d oor behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?’

24.  My mother taught me: WISDOM  
‘When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.’

25. And my favorite:  My MOTHER TAUGHT ME ABOUT JUSTICE
‘One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!  

Obama Care Song

I’m so sick of adultly, divorce and immorality.  It destroys people.  America is the stage of a potential horrible child custody case.  There is every indication that Jon is using the kids as leverage against TLC which is ironic because I grew up seeing TLC as Tender Loving Care.  Jon calls his adultry affair a mistake.  (He’s still living in his mistake.)  As I was watching the Larry King interview with Jon, breaking news interrups.  David Letterman has had affairs.  Who is going to be damaged in all this?  The very ones that Jon claims he’s protecting and David calls his family.  I’m sick of it.  I watched the interview thinking that possibly Jon was wanting to recocille with Kate but that is the furtherest thing from his mind.  I’m sure the media will destroy Jon while saving Dave Letterman – all in the name of money.  That’s my 2 cents.

Cody, our Grandson, is now on a feeding tube 18 hours a day.  That makes it harder.  He’s wanting to get around being 9 months old.  He does have a back pack that the machine can go on but it weights almost 10 pounds and Cody just can’t handle it.