January 17, 2007

  • I don’t feel like being serious today. So here goes:

    Today's Cartoon

    If 75% of all accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?

    If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

    If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?
    Sorry about the farmer joke – didn’t mean to be corny.
     
    Once I was watching a friend as he was watching himself twiddle his thumbs.  I asked him, “What are you doing?”  He told me ”I’m entertaining himself”.   What do you do to entertain yourself?
     
    50% of women in America don’t have one of these.  What is it? 
     

    Great parenting site: Parenting Journey

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