December 14, 2007

• Star Trek

  I'm An Expendable Character (Redshirt)

  An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 80% Data 64% Beverly Crusher 60% Jean-Luc Picard 55% James T. Kirk (Captain) 50% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 50% Uhura 50% Geordi LaForge 50% Deanna Troi 50% Spock 47% Chekov 40% Will Riker 40% Worf 35% Mr. Scott 25% Mr. Sulu 10% Since your accomplishments are seldom noticed, and you are rarely thought of, you are expendable. That doesn't mean your job isn't important but if you were in Star Trek you would be killed off in the first episode you appeared in. Click here to take the "Which startrek character are you?" quiz... *The Innkeepers Top 10 Excuses...* 10. Roman's "Stay Free" promotion a bit too successful. 9. Wife said he couldn't accept olive wood carvings as payment anymore. 8. Too busy getting new "Motel One" franchise going. 7. Last pregnant lady riding a donkey took all their towels. 6. Filled up for the "Caesar Impersonators'" convention. 5. Didn't accept the Judean Express Card. 4. Last room left was by the ice machine. 3. Nazareth Shriners tore up the place the night before. 2. Closed front desk early to take family to watch unique star. 1. No last names, no service.

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