March 25, 2008
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Funny Day
I heard a funny/sad story. It was about a fallen soldier and the way he got his wife. They were at a function and he went up to her and said, “An ugly girl is after me would you pretend to be my girlfriend so she’ll leave me alone.” It worked and they eventually got married.
Snow Parking
Harry and Martha were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. “There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets.”
Harry got up from his coffee and replied “Well, okay.”
Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their morning cup of coffee and the weather forecast is, “There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets.”
Harry got up from his coffee and replied, “Well, okay.”
Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cup of coffee and the weather forecast is, “There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the…” and then the power went off and Harry didn’t get the rest of the instructions. He said to Martha, “What am I going to do now, Martha?”
Amazing Discovery
German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans 25,000 years ago had a nation-wide telephone network.
Naturally, the British government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to dig even deeper. 100 meters down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nation-wide fibre net.
Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 meters underground, but found absolutely nothing…
They concluded that the ancient Hebrews 55,000 years ago had cellular telephones.
Martha said, “Aw, Harry, just leave the car in the garage.”
Comments (14)
In the garage. lol
Have a great day Randy.
Omgoodness…never heard that line before. And it worked!!
Ha! Great stories. Thanks for sharing.
was the soldier you?
also -why did he just leave the car in the garage all the time?
@jillcarmel - I was in the Navy that makes me a Sailor. – wasn’t me – lol If he left the car in the garage all the time the joke wouldn’t make sense. – lol
@Randy7777 - it won’t be funny!
Funny story….how did we ever exist without cell phones?
Have a blessed day….Mike
that was a good pick up line
Funny!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha………….have a great day…I know you will!
Harry sure went to a lot of trouble! Bet he wishes Martha had thought of keeping the car in the garage earlier.
I needed a good laugh! Thanks!
Funny post! Have a blessed day!
Thanks for your comments…I am a #3, I struggle
Mike