May 26, 2005
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May the Force be with you. With all seriousness set aside let’s look at Star Wars in a new light. Let’s take lines from Star Wars and transfer it into the Kingdom of Heaven.
“I seek an audience with your greatness, oh Heavenly Father, to plead for Solo’s safety.” -Luke Skywalker
“I find your lack of lust disturbing”. -Darth Vader
“This isn’t the true plan you’re looking for.” – Obi-Wan Kenobi
“Between his warfare and your spiritual blasing everything in sight, it’s a wonder the whole station doesn’t know Him.” – Luke Skywalker
“I recognized his presence when I was brought on board.” – Princess Leia
“A tremor in my spirit. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.” – Darth Vader
“The blast came from the underworld. That place is operational!” -Lando Calrissian
“Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you in prayer.” – Princess Leia
“Looks like someone’s beginning to take an interest in your message.” – Han Solo
“Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your soul.” – Darth Vader
“Someone must have told them all about my little miracle at the battle of Taamah”. – Lando Calrissian
“We have no choice, General Calrissian. Our cruisers can’t repel the darkness of that magintude. We need Heavenly backup”. – Admiral Ackbar
“I think my soul is getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.” – Han Solo
“We need some fresh supplies too. And try to get our joy back.” – Han Solo
“Lost loved ones souls, Master Obi Wan has. How embarrassing….How embarrassing.” -Yoda
Comments (46)
thats pretty cool, i like it!
l like it ,too……..cool man
nice site…i like what i see
i haven’t seen kingdom of heaven yet….
i love star wars, i was sitting in the movie theatre and i couldnt help but notice the spiritual warfare that was taking place in the movie. it was good and evil, and unfortunately the bad guy won in this film, but if you’ve seen episode 6, then you know that the “good” side wins in th end!!!!!
andi
the picture of that poster you have is really cool…the quotes are funny too
Uh…Depends.
i hope your having a great day…..its really warm here…..thankx for the props
Thanks for stopping by to visit. Some interesting stuff here on your site. I subbed so I would remember to come back and visit in the future. I recognize a few of these quotes, but some sound made up. Are they all really from the movies? I read the other day someone comparing budhism to the light side and hedonism to the dark side, explaining how both were bogus – no wonder Anikin went to the dark side with only those two choices. I notice reading down through some of your other recent posts you’re a Navy man. So am I. I was in from 83 to 89 and served on the USS Tinosa SSN-606. We should swap sea stories sometime.
if only I remembered half of the lines in star wars, and actually watched kingdom of heaven…
awsome…<3 kelly
Are those quotes for real?
Maybe I’m the only one on earth who hasn’t watched Star Wars yet
Well then, that’s cool. I’m glad you stopped by to share such interesting things with me.
Lysh
I’m hangin’ with ya, I have a feeling we may be a bit older than some of the commenters. Thanks for the sweet post about my Wiener………He is my baby doll. (Wiener’s my dogs name) Upon reading that I felt I should specify that. I lost Lucky, and boy did that hurt. I’m coping better than I imagined. Had an e-mail the other day from one of the bm friends, trying to start a war, and refused to play…………Again I was pretty proud of myself. Then I went to see what new mean thing’s she’d said about me and some online church had tagged her saying…….you-don’t want to go here……..Talking of Hell. I got a good little snicker out of that one. Hangin’ in. Hope all’s happy for you and yours, love Steph
*laughs* you’re almost as old as my mom- your answer to my question has been approved. thanks for the encouragement… its something our world is lacking, you know, kindness. so do you have any kids?
Wow that is a thinker… I like puting things in a “new light”… that make me think of how we would see in my religion…. Oh yeah.. I thank you for always posting back.. It is somthing to look forward to. By the way I am a friend of Brittany H. That is how I found out about you.. The thing is that I used to be a christion and I still don’t understand alot of their ideas. Then I ran across wicca. I have been involed in that for 3 years. That is why I asked you about the santanic thing. I am not here to change anyones religion but to understad it better. I am hoping that you would be able to help me out on that.. All I ask is don’t try to convert me cause I have already been saved and Babized but that was before I knew what wicca was and truthly, It just makes more sence to me.
Nice! You should check out SirPatrick. You might like his site too.
Awesome randy! Have a good day! I like this song! Hush little baby!
Getty
Thats really cool man! Have a great week, God bless-Later-J
Hey Babe! This is Randy B right? This is Kerry from HEP! How did u get me xanga? jw it doesnt really matter! Thanks for finding it like no1 ever comes and writes me! :* ( I’m feel so unloved! I can’t believe yur going to REAL school next yr yur leaving me on my own! I can’t believe it! And u have top addmitt u were luvign the last day of cas when *Sophie* huged u! (hehe)
Luv ya much,
~K
((BUTTLOAD!))
PROPS!!!
no way! yur kidding me! Aw man I feel like a total dork! I’m soOoOOoOo sry! I can’t believe I did this!
detention on the last day.. so much crap.. but yeah now I have to serve it sometime over the summer. which is even more crap. I skipped 7th hour..(which is history) who cares about history when the school year is about to end? I guess the school system. but it’s nice to know they know what’s going on with the students. one of thoes werid security-safe feelings.
That’s clever. Good job.
Love Heidi
Hey, thanks for subbing me!!!
I have been trying to say this for so long! It totally transfers….the dark side…saten…I mean come on! This is Sweet! Well Done!!!
Thank you!!! Too often I find that people try to make the Bible boring and unapplicable when I find it incredibly interesting and can apply a lot of it… My basic intent is to make people think…
how did u find my website?
heather
The force is strong with you
What are you talking about?
and who are you?
I dont know how the hell you can find somethin “Religous” besides the Jedi way in star wars. I mean cmon wtf
yup. i have no idea who you are. but i like the star wars kingdon heaven thing. awesome job.
Hey! I’m not sure who you are, or even how you came across my sight, but thanks for the comment! It’s good to meet up with other believers on xanga! Great parallels from Star Wars, by the way! Have a great week! Mrs. Kelly!
Thanks for the comment
And yes I couldn’t help but notice the underlying spiritual connotation in Star Wars…I just saw episode 3 yay! it was great! Have a great day Randy!
God bless!
Caseyâ€
Very interesting concept… I think it is cool =).
hey how ween you do it girls get pergunt and guys dont???
hey…..i personally like the punk/goth look cuz it sets me apart from others….it lets me express my self….if u look closely….not all punk/goth people are the exact same….they express tehmselves in different manners and styles…they may dress alike….but we expresss ourselves differently…just thought u should kno..laters fewl
-Jessica Lyn
cute ness! im not all that into starwars but im into guys whu r……. nuthing further
Interesting, even though I have no idea what’s going on.
haha i didnt graduate, a bunch of my friends did but ill them u said thanks haha
quite a few comments you got there Randy! wow. And I thikn it was brave and to the point how you brought the Star Wars subject up.I mean, alot of folks get angry about it if you bring it up. God’s peace!
`Shan
You’re a moron.
I like the Star Wars sayings and how you relate them! Very kool!
-Kara
RYC: I’ve had a few jobs that paid really well but were awful! My dad always taught me that it’s not about the money when it comes to a job, it’s whether you enjoy what you do cause you’re going to be spending a lot of time at it!
yea great fucking story randogasm, im truly touched
Lots of great comments.